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All Mookiewear products are made in Los Angeles, CA, USA. Every employee who touches our product has medical and dental insurance. They are all legal employees over 18 and have worker's rights. This has guaranteed that we receive high quality products and that we practice the highest of mercantile ethics in the clothing industry.

It is important to me to deliver a quality product and important to me that everyone involved in its manufacture has enjoyed American freedom and the security of fair pay and insurance. Though I cannot compete with GAP prices, I sleep well at night knowing that no eleven year old kid in Vietnam spent the night sewing your shirt.

Ben "Mookie" Thomas