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"When young men seek to be like you, when lazy men resent you, when powerful men look over their shoulder at you, when cowardly men plot behind your back, when corrupt men wish you were gone and evil men want you dead. Only then will you have done your share." -Phil Messina

Mookie War Shorts (Black)

Fresh. Sexy. Super short. Low waist and amazing stretch. Use as an undergarment, or a risqué outgarment.

Features:

Cotton/Spandex Jersey (95% combed cotton / 5% Spandex) construction -- incredible comfort
100% Cotton crotch liner
Durable double-stitched waist and leg opening
Superior screen printing results for a long lasting, clean MookieWear branding.

Black with White Logo

$17.00
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